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Dog Massage Test Quiz


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1: How many legs does a dog have?
Six
Three
Two
Four
2: If you were stranded on an island and could only have one breed of dog with you which one would it be?
a labrador
a cocker spaniel
a schnauzer
a poodle
3: A healthy dog has:
a wet tongue
a cold nose
a dry nose
cold feet
4: A dog walks into a bar and says:
My kennel or yours?
Pet me, I'm a Libra!
Can I get some Alpo pal?
Liver alone, cheese mine!
5: Rubbing a puppy too fast can produce enough static electricity to light Manhattan.
True
False
6: When rubbing a puppy it is always better to start at the nose and work your way down, like squeezing a tube of toothpaste.
True
False
7: If a dog bites you while you are massaging it you should:
Stop
Bite it back.
Massage its gums.
Bite its owner.
8: If I have a male Great Dane, a male St. Bernard, a male Irish Wolfhound and I add a dachsund in heat, I have:
a petshop quartet.
to get a ladder for the dachsund
a snack for three big doggies
entertainment for hours.
9: Puppy rubbin' is legal in all but which state?
Colorado
Kansas
Arkansas
Depression
10: True or false: If a dog could massage itself it would never leave the house.
True
False
False, but only to get more lotion.

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